You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
YOGI BERRAYou can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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I’m glad I was in the Navy.
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I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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50% of all married people are women.
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Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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