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I guess I’ve got a smart wife.

Yogi Berra

50% of all married people are women.
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Funny Marriage One Liner People Women
I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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See Television
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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Humor
I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
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Answer Question Tired
If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
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Business Goals Motivational Regret
I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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Baseball Blame Money Player Power
I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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Guess Necessary Thank You
You can observe a lot by just watching.
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Baseball Observation One Liner Watch
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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Lie Truth
You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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Inspirational Old Self Love Take Care Yourself
If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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Perfection Philosophy World
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
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Answer Atitude
Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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Buy Stock Market
Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts.
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Humble Instinct Motivational Trust Try
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Complicated Jazz Music Understand
I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
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Confusion Sarcastic
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Baseball Liar
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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Baseball Inspirational Train
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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Baseball Park People Stop
Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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Experience Inspirational Learning Life One Liner
A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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Excitement Family Home Road
Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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Attitude Positive Smile
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Tour Towel
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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Baseball Game Sports
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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Hard Hit Home Time
We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
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Break Up Divorce I Miss You Past Time Togetherness

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