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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
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We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
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If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
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You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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50% of all married people are women.
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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We were over-whelming underdogs.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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Lie Truth
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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Doing the little things can make a big difference.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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