I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
YOGI BERRAI’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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Little things are big.
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50% of all married people are women.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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Doing the little things can make a big difference.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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