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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!

Yogi Berra

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Tour Towel
The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.
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Baseball Finish Motivational Start
Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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Vote
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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Baseball
Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
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Forecast Future Involvement
Never answer an anonymous letter.
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Letter One Liner
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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Baseball Game Sports
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Baseball Face Hit Ugly
I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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Guess Necessary Thank You
How can you think and hit at the same time?
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Baseball
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
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Baseball Motivational Win
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Complicated Jazz Music Understand
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
We were over-whelming underdogs.
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One Liner Overwhelmed
I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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Baseball Nervous Series
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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Baseball Game Sports

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