I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
YOGI BERRAI’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
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I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
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We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts.
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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