The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
YOGI BERRA

Feeling Inspirational
What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Hit Uniform
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
YOGI BERRA

Lie Truth
I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
YOGI BERRA

Guess Necessary Thank You
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRA

Death Funeral People
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball
Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
YOGI BERRA

Vote
If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
YOGI BERRA

Copy Imitate One Liner
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Important Love Sports World
That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
YOGI BERRA

Coincidence One Liner
How can a you hit and think at the same time?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Hit Thinking
I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
YOGI BERRA

Answer Question Tired
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
YOGI BERRA

Hard Hit Home Time
I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
YOGI BERRA

Confusion Sarcastic
Never answer an anonymous letter.
YOGI BERRA

Letter One Liner
I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
YOGI BERRA

Gold Gowth

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