Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
YOGI BERRAAlways go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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It ain’t over till it’s over
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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We were over-whelming underdogs.
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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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