Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
YOGI BERRAAlways go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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50% of all married people are women.
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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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Doing the little things can make a big difference.
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I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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