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Yogi Berra

You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
YOGI BERRA

Inspirational Old Self Love Take Care Yourself
Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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Vote
We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
YOGI BERRA

Break Up Divorce I Miss You Past Time Togetherness
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Tour Towel
You can observe a lot by just watching.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Observation One Liner Watch
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
YOGI BERRA

Difference Practice Theory
I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
YOGI BERRA

Enjoyment Golf Life Relaxation
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
YOGI BERRA

Lie Truth
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
YOGI BERRA

Celebrity Fame
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
YOGI BERRA

Complicated Jazz Music Understand
50% of all married people are women.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Marriage One Liner People Women
A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
YOGI BERRA

Excitement Family Home Road
That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
YOGI BERRA

Coincidence One Liner
I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Nervous Series
I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
YOGI BERRA

Alive Dead Lucky Museum See
Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
YOGI BERRA

Buy Stock Market
I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
YOGI BERRA

Gold Gowth
Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
YOGI BERRA

Attitude Positive Smile
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Park People Stop
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA

Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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Crowd Restaurant
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRA

Laughter Life Shock
Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Guy
I’m glad I was in the Navy.
YOGI BERRA

Army Proud
Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
YOGI BERRA

Charity Giving
If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Play
It ain’t over till it’s over
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Game Motivational One Liner Over

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

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