The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy. AARON MCGRUDER DoeMilitary
I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny. AARON MCGRUDER ConfusedTell
I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history. AARON MCGRUDER ConspiracyTheorist
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes. AARON MCGRUDER LongWake
I don’t want the news to be patriotic. I don’t want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don’t want any of that. AARON MCGRUDER AnchorFlagLapelNewsPatrioticWish
Voting really doesn’t mean anything. I wish I could say something different, but I think it’s kind of a sham. AARON MCGRUDER MeanShamSomethingVoting
Fame is not your friend. It ain’t necessarily your enemy. It is what it is. AARON MCGRUDER FriendNecessarily
But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there’s a difference in the people, and I had health care. AARON MCGRUDER AmericaComfortTorontoVancouver
I’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am. AARON MCGRUDER ExpressionKeepSaying
You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they’re gonna get rich off of the merchandise. AARON MCGRUDER MerchandiseSummerThink
