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In USA culture is just a matter of commerce. So, you know, I don’t really look for that, and I don’t expect to find it in any city.

Aaron McGruder

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He’s really dumb.
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Confront Dumb Moron President Scary
I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.
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Fame is not your friend. It ain’t necessarily your enemy. It is what it is.
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I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.
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Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
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Allow Broadcast Cable Late Million Night Obvious Thing
I’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.
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Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny.
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Energetic Fluid Funny Smart
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
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Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.
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Voting really doesn’t mean anything. I wish I could say something different, but I think it’s kind of a sham.
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When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
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Ego Flaw Freely Learn Pass Speak
We don’t need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party system. And that one party is crumbling.
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I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
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It’s difficult to overcome what you’re getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is just making the country confused and bewildered and lost.
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I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on ‘Seinfeld’.
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You know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need to be held accountable for that.
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In USA culture is just a matter of commerce. So, you know, I don’t really look for that, and I don’t expect to find it in any city.

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