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We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He’s really dumb.

Aaron McGruder

You know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need to be held accountable for that.
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Fame is not your friend. It ain’t necessarily your enemy. It is what it is.
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Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
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I think you have to play the game on every level. If you need a friendly, charismatic, good-looking guy to be the mouthpiece, then so be it. And maybe Ralph Nader should just be behind the scenes telling that guy what to say.
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I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there’s so much stuff that I say, either jokingly or lightheartedly, that gets printed like I’m dead serious.
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One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let’s say it this way: I’m really late.
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I cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses.
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Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.
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I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
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In USA culture is just a matter of commerce. So, you know, I don’t really look for that, and I don’t expect to find it in any city.
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I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.
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But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there’s a difference in the people, and I had health care.
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When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
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The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.
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I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.
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It’s difficult to overcome what you’re getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is just making the country confused and bewildered and lost.
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Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny.
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It may sound weird, but I don’t really look for culture, particularly in an American city.
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You can’t accuse the creator of The Boondocks, … Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil and the government is lying about 9/11.
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When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.
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Voting really doesn’t mean anything. I wish I could say something different, but I think it’s kind of a sham.
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Fidel Castro just talked a long time, and he talked and he talked and he talked and he talked… and he talked during the meeting. I think it was about four hours. But I guess that’s part of the Castro spirit.
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I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
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The population has to be educated about how the government actually works.
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You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they’re gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
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I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on ‘Seinfeld’.
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Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
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