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I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.

Aaron McGruder

Fame is not your friend. It ain’t necessarily your enemy. It is what it is.
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Enemy Fame Friend Necessarily
The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.
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Control Doe Foreign Military People Policy Speak
When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.
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Explore Important Music News Reveal Scare Tell
I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there’s so much stuff that I say, either jokingly or lightheartedly, that gets printed like I’m dead serious.
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Interview Printed Read Serious Stuff Understand
One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let’s say it this way: I’m really late.
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You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they’re gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
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I don’t want the news to be patriotic. I don’t want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don’t want any of that.
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When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
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Ego Flaw Freely Learn Pass Speak
It may sound weird, but I don’t really look for culture, particularly in an American city.
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Country Culture Particular Sound Weird
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on ‘Seinfeld’.
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Funny Real Seinfeld Thinking White
And I’m not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it.
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Around Love Mad Making People Want
Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.
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You know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need to be held accountable for that.
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I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.
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Deliver Journalism News Point Unbiased Want
I think there’s a lot of good and bad to L.A. One of the things you have to consider is that you can, if you’re lucky, make a decent living here. That’s a big plus. That’s pretty positive. The weather is OK.
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Assume Bad Consider Good Lucky Thinking
I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.
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Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny.
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Energetic Fluid Funny Smart
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
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I think revolution is always a little bit possible. I think it won’t look or sound anything like what we would expect. But I think revolution is very difficult, and I’m not optimistic for any kind of dramatic change.
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Expect Optimistic Possible Revolution Sound Thinking
In USA culture is just a matter of commerce. So, you know, I don’t really look for that, and I don’t expect to find it in any city.
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City Commerce Culture Expect Found Matter
Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
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Voting really doesn’t mean anything. I wish I could say something different, but I think it’s kind of a sham.
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I cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses.
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Black Commentator Made Mass Spoken
I don’t think the American government has a lot of respect for culture.
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American Culture Government Respect Thinking
But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there’s a difference in the people, and I had health care.
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I’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.
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We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He’s really dumb.
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Confront Dumb Moron President Scary

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