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Comedy is a high form of art becaus it brings us more joy than anything else.

Jim Carrey

There is a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that’s going to eat you.
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Difference Dog Mind
I’ve always believed that you can funnel good things toward yourself by thinking positiviely.
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Believe Funnel Positive Thinking
Either you’re the one erasing or you’re the one being erased.
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Deep Erase Life
I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I’d have a hairy conniption. I’d just go crazy.
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Art Crazy Mother
A lot of good love can happen in ten years.
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Happen Love
150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.
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Coconut Development Die Drug Fall People Vaccine Worry
Usually you regret the things you say no to.
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Justice Regret
So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality.
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Choose Disguise Fear Path Practical
I absolutely want to have a career where you make’em laugh and make’em cry. It’s all theater.
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Absolute Career Cry Laugh Theater
If you give up on your dreams, what’s left?
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Dreams Give Up Inspirational One Liner
I don’t hate you for loving you. I just hate my heart for choosing someone like you.
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Break Up Choose Depression Hate Heart Love
This is the voice of your ego. If you listen to it, there will always be someone who seems to be doing better than you.
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Ego Inspirational Listen Voice
I wished people could realize all of their dreams of wealth and fame so they could see that it’s not where you’ll find your sense of completion.
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Completion Dreams Fame Finding People Realize Wealth
You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.
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Dangerous Lige Music Trouble
Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.
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Hygine Package
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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Eyes Greatness Man Marriage Success Woman

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