I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I CASEY STENGEL BrokeFourNewPromptlySenWinterWith
Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful. CASEY STENGEL AirplaneAlikeLandingOlmstedSuccessfulWeekend
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that? CASEY STENGEL BankGolfLovelyMillionaireYogi
I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many. CASEY STENGEL AfterBallparkHonorManyNameOutSoThrown
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice. CASEY STENGEL DangerousHitterIntensionSuch
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits. CASEY STENGEL ElseGetManagePaidSomeone
I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon. CASEY STENGEL FromGotMidnightNoonTell