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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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Away Five Guy Hate Keep Made Manage Mind Secret Successful Up
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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According All Alphabetics Everyone Height Right
You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Chance Get Gotta Learn Midnight Worth
The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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Day Every Me Out Pay Win Yankees
The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Army Get If Let Out See Smart So
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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All Before Game Have Look Night Out Player Sex Stay Trouble
You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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Get Got Out Seven Twenty Win
I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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Ball Game Player Skill Successful
You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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Gotta Lose Right Some Time You
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Among Catch Country Good Hundred Million Them Two
You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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Ball Because Catch Likely Lot Pass
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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Always Atop Good Hit Pitch Versa Vice
I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Cry Dentist Hand Left Made People
I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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Ball Know Spit Spitball Sure Throw
You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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Cane Hobbling Mound Out Picher Take
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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According Dangerous Height Hitter Intension Such
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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Broke Have How Learn Make Thing Three Time To
I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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After Ballpark Great Honor Many Name Out So Special Thrown
There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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Baseball Do Game Lose Rain Three Thing Win
Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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Around Go Keep Like Pennant Season Son Try Win You

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