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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.

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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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Else Get Hit Home Manage Paid Someone
The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Cry Dentist Hand Left Made People
I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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According Alphabetically Everybody Height Line Up
I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Come Every Had Life Man Plenty Them Time
I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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Ball Game Player Skill Successful
If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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Be Loser Where Winner Without Would
The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Grow Old Trick
Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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