You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
CASEY STENGEL
I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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