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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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Drive Fellas Let Like Run Them Three Two
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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According Dangerous Height Hitter Intension Such
I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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After Ballpark Great Honor Many Name Out So Special Thrown
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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Ball Because Catch Likely Lot Pass
The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Grow Old Trick
If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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Go Good Pennant Start Think Win
You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Chance Get Gotta Learn Midnight Worth
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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According All Alphabetics Everyone Height Right
Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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Airplane Alike Away Landing Olmsted Successful Weekend
You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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Get Got Out Seven Twenty Win
It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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Friend Like Many Meet So Use Wonderful
If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Army Get If Let Out See Smart So
Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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According Alphabetically Everybody Height Line Up
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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Broke Have How Learn Make Thing Three Time To
I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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Bad From Got Midnight Noon Player Tell Watch
There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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Baseball Do Game Lose Rain Three Thing Win
If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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Base Bench Early End Game Good Got Hate Hiter Inning Men Pinch Right Stay
The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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Even Exist Knew Met Ore Pose Show Up Way
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Away Being Good Hate Keep Key Manager People Still Undecided
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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All Before Game Have Look Night Out Player Sex Stay Trouble
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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Begin Blame Committed Credit Crime Even Itself never Older Professional Younger
You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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Gotta Lose Right Some Time You
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Baseball Hurt Look Night Player Professional Stay Woman
The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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Blame Focus Frustration Keep Look Only Regardless Thing Unhappiness When
I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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Cent Dollar Five Give Me Paid Try Twenty Work

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