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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.

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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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Bad From Got Midnight Noon Player Tell Watch
You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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Else Get Hit Home Manage Paid Someone
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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Broke Have How Learn Make Thing Three Time To
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Among Catch Country Good Hundred Million Them Two
The team has come along slow but fast.
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Along Come Fast Slow Team
You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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Ball Because Catch Likely Lot Pass
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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According Dangerous Height Hitter Intension Such
Without losers, where would the winners be?
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Be Loser Where Winner Without Would
I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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Cent Dollar Five Give Me Paid Try Twenty Work
Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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Cry Laster May Myself Throat Want
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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Away Five Guy Hate Keep Made Manage Mind Secret Successful Up
If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Army Get If Let Out See Smart So
Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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Been Before Exist Game Hundred Know Lose never New One Way Year
I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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Drive Fellas Let Like Run Them Three Two
It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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Friend Like Many Meet So Use Wonderful
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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Begin Blame Committed Credit Crime Even Itself never Older Professional Younger
The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Grow Old Trick
You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Chance Get Gotta Learn Midnight Worth
If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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Baseball Being Better Crazy Manage Owner Play Think
You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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Get Got Out Seven Twenty Win
I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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Ball Game Player Skill Successful
Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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Airplane Alike Away Landing Olmsted Successful Weekend
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Away Being Good Hate Keep Key Manager People Still Undecided
If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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Base Bench Early End Game Good Got Hate Hiter Inning Men Pinch Right Stay
The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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Blame Focus Frustration Keep Look Only Regardless Thing Unhappiness When
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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