Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
CASEY STENGELI got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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