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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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Ask Came Drink Fella Hear Here People Speak Take You
I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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After Ballpark Great Honor Many Name Out So Special Thrown
Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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Especially Regarding Future Make never Prediction
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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Ability All Art Credit Else Get Home Someone
You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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Get Got Out Seven Twenty Win
I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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Drive Fellas Let Like Run Them Three Two
The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Grow Old Trick
If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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Base Bench Early End Game Good Got Hate Hiter Inning Men Pinch Right Stay
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Among Catch Country Good Hundred Million Them Two
You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Chance Get Gotta Learn Midnight Worth
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Baseball Hurt Look Night Player Professional Stay Woman
The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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Even Exist Knew Met Ore Pose Show Up Way
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Away Being Good Hate Keep Key Manager People Still Undecided
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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Begin Blame Committed Credit Crime Even Itself never Older Professional Younger
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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Else Get Hit Home Manage Paid Someone
Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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Cry Laster May Myself Throat Want
It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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Friend Like Many Meet So Use Wonderful
You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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Cane Hobbling Mound Out Picher Take
You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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Ball Because Catch Likely Lot Pass
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Bank Beautiful Family Funny Golf Home Lovely Millionaire Money Person Play Wife Yogi
All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Another Blame Change Fault How Matter Much Regardless Time Waste
Without losers, where would the winners be?
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Be Loser Where Winner Without Would
You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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Gotta Lose Right Some Time You
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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According All Alphabetics Everyone Height Right
I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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Ball Know Spit Spitball Sure Throw
If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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Go Good Pennant Start Think Win
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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Another Easy Find Get Good Player Story Team

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