I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
CASEY STENGELI don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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