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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.

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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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Around Go Keep Like Pennant Season Son Try Win You
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Among Catch Country Good Hundred Million Them Two
The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Grow Old Trick
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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Else Get Hit Home Manage Paid Someone
You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Chance Get Gotta Learn Midnight Worth
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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Begin Blame Committed Credit Crime Even Itself never Older Professional Younger
The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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Blame Focus Frustration Keep Look Only Regardless Thing Unhappiness When
I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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Bad From Got Midnight Noon Player Tell Watch
All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Another Blame Change Fault How Matter Much Regardless Time Waste
You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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Ball Because Catch Likely Lot Pass
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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Always Atop Good Hit Pitch Versa Vice
I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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Ball Game Player Skill Successful
The team has come along slow but fast.
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Along Come Fast Slow Team
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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All Before Game Have Look Night Out Player Sex Stay Trouble
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Argue Arm Kiss Little One Put Trouble Umpire Women
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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Ability All Art Credit Else Get Home Someone
If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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Baseball Being Better Crazy Manage Owner Play Think
Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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Cry Laster May Myself Throat Want
You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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Gotta Lose Right Some Time You
Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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Been Before Exist Game Hundred Know Lose never New One Way Year
I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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Cent Dollar Five Give Me Paid Try Twenty Work
There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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Baseball Do Game Lose Rain Three Thing Win
They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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Advance Club Desire Go Keep Longer No Program Put Service Told Want Young
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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Another Easy Find Get Good Player Story Team
The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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Even Exist Knew Met Ore Pose Show Up Way
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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Away Five Guy Hate Keep Made Manage Mind Secret Successful Up
There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Come Every Had Life Man Plenty Them Time

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