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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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Along Come Fast Slow Team
The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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Blame Focus Frustration Keep Look Only Regardless Thing Unhappiness When
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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Day Every Me Out Pay Win Yankees
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Cry Dentist Hand Left Made People
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Argue Arm Kiss Little One Put Trouble Umpire Women
There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Come Every Had Life Man Plenty Them Time
Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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According Alphabetically Everybody Height Line Up
All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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According Dangerous Height Hitter Intension Such
The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Grow Old Trick
If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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Go Good Pennant Start Think Win
I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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After Ballpark Great Honor Many Name Out So Special Thrown
Without losers, where would the winners be?
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Be Loser Where Winner Without Would
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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Else Get Hit Home Manage Paid Someone
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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Ability All Art Credit Else Get Home Someone

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