“Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.”

If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.

Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

The trick is growing up without growing old.

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.

Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.

Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.

I cry when the song really good.

If my eyes could show my soul,everyone would cry when they saw me smile.

Kiss his wounds and tell him its okay to cry, humans have emotions and they bleed sometimes.

I screamed and cried but only because i wanted to make this right. Instead, I sat alone, shivering watching the evening turn into night.

She, looked in the mirror and cried but didn’t let her soul to bleed, instead made bruises as roses.

I’ve always been really hard on myself. If I didn’t book a job, I would cry.

The world moves fast and it would rather pass by than to stop and see what makes you cry.

An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.