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CASEY STENGELAll right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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