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(Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)

Tina Fey

Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
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If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way. Then, when you’re in charge, don’t hire the people who were jerky to you.
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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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This weight of embarrassment came over me, and I felt like I was sweating from my spine out. But I realized, ‘Okay, that happened, and I did not die.’ You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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You can’t control things by being nervous.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
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North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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Inspirational Mistake Opportunity Successful
It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, ‘if this is what it takes to win, it’s not worth it.’
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Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
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I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do
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Life is improvisation.
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(Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)

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