And I can see Russia from my house.
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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You go through big chunks of time where you’re just thinking, ‘this is impossible – oh,this is impossible’. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.
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Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person’s nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: “No, I’m a person. You can’t fix my underpants on the subway.”
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Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
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So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?”
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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My standard answer is that I have the same struggle as any working parent but with the good fortune to be working at my dream job. Or sometimes I just hand them a juicy red apple I’ve poisoned in my working-mother witch cauldron and fly away.
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A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my “plan” was for taking down the Christmas tree.
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You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
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In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
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When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: “Hey, this isn’t the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don’t know how much longer I’m going to have!”
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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