Hilarious Quotes

Shakira is a new friend, but I love her dearly already. She’s so sweet and adorable and hilarious.

It was life, often unsatisfying, frequently cruel, usually boring, sometimes beautiful, once in a while exhilarating.

The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.

I don’t want to be alone, I want to be left alone.

I am the mother of a 6-year-old now, so that’s changed my entire perspective.

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments.

When a man begins to be hilarious in a sorrowful way you can bet a million that he is dyeing his hair.

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

There’s a lot of cat videos. Cats are just hilarious.

Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It’s much sexier than any body part.