Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war. AL MCGUIRE Important SurgeryOverrateSport
And if we win, then everyone can be considered successful and we can move uptown together. AL MCGUIRE EveryoneMoveSuccessfulTogetherUptown
I don’t discuss basketball. I dictate basketball. I’m not interested in philosophy classes. AL MCGUIRE DictateInterset
Our guys took Shop and Advanced Shop. Shop is when you make a chair. Advanced Shop is when you paint it. AL MCGUIRE ChairOurShop
Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class. AL MCGUIRE BottleGraduation
I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing. AL MCGUIRE BoughtClawLobsterMissOneOrderRestaurant
You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders’ skirts. AL MCGUIRE CatholicCheerleaderLengthSkirt
