Keep it simple, when you get too complex you forget the obvious.
AL MCGUIREIf the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
More Al McGuire Quotes
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Keep it simple, when you get too complex you forget the obvious.
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I just can’t recruit where there’s grass around.
AL MCGUIREI just can’t recruit where there’s grass around.
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I don’t know why people question the academic training of an athlete.
AL MCGUIREI don’t know why people question the academic training of an athlete.
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I’m an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.
AL MCGUIREI’m an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.
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You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.
AL MCGUIREYou gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.
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I believe in a business boarding up early. If you make a mistake, you put the boards in the window of the store and say, “Hey, I made a mistake.
AL MCGUIREI believe in a business boarding up early. If you make a mistake, you put the boards in the window of the store and say, “Hey, I made a mistake.
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Dean Meminger was quicker than 11:15 Mass at a seaside resort.
AL MCGUIREDean Meminger was quicker than 11:15 Mass at a seaside resort.
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I’m not saying that they were Einsteins; they were marginal students. But every ballplayer whoever touched me has moved up his station in life. And the players moved up my station.
AL MCGUIREI’m not saying that they were Einsteins; they were marginal students. But every ballplayer whoever touched me has moved up his station in life. And the players moved up my station.
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You measure a player from the head up.
AL MCGUIREYou measure a player from the head up.
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It’s a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.
AL MCGUIREIt’s a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.
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You’re the best there. You’ve been all-city two years in a row. How bad can you be? You come with me and we’ll make nice music.
AL MCGUIREYou’re the best there. You’ve been all-city two years in a row. How bad can you be? You come with me and we’ll make nice music.
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” Let me take two shots in the arm and a punch on the nose and let me get on to the next thing.
AL MCGUIRE” Let me take two shots in the arm and a punch on the nose and let me get on to the next thing.
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You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders’ skirts.
AL MCGUIREYou can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders’ skirts.
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A team should be an extension of a coach’s personality. My teams are arrogant and obnoxious.
AL MCGUIREA team should be an extension of a coach’s personality. My teams are arrogant and obnoxious.
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Do what you have to do as long as you don’t hurt people.
AL MCGUIREDo what you have to do as long as you don’t hurt people.
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Butch, you come from DeWitt Clinton. There are five thousand brothers in that school.
AL MCGUIREButch, you come from DeWitt Clinton. There are five thousand brothers in that school.
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