Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.
Benny HillBenny Hill Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Benny HillBenny Hill Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
Benny HillBenny Hill Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren’t for Christmas We’d all be Jewish.
Benny HillBenny Hill Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.
Benny HillBenny Hill I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: ‘Oh well,’ and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Benny HillBenny Hill Live everyday as though it’s your last ’cause one day you’ll be right.
Benny HillBenny Hill Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
Benny HillBenny Hill I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.
Benny HillBenny Hill That’s what show business is, sincere insincerity.
Benny HillBenny Hill Thoughts on a tapestry. Colour or black and white. A brush, a pen, A flash of light. Ideas flowing soon, about to take flight.
Gerard GleesonGerard Gleeson Like deep water, she was silent. His lips tasted of salt. He was both addicting and bitter all at once.
MoomerMoomer Always show kindness and love to others. Your words might be filling the empty places in someone else heart.
Alexander KandovAlexander Kandov And I would lie on your chest for hours and dream about the world in your arms but your thoughts were in another world.
Ani ShahverdyanAni Shahverdyan Your smile and your laughter lit my whole world.
Ranata SuzukiRanata Suzuki Often all we can do is breathe, even that can be hard sometimes.
Julia Kellogg HenryJulia Kellogg Henry
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