The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Benny HillBenny Hill Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
Benny HillBenny Hill Do unto others, then run
Benny HillBenny Hill Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason… now I have a reason.
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