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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Benny HillBenny Hill Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
Benny HillBenny Hill Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren’t for Christmas We’d all be Jewish.
Benny HillBenny Hill Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.
Benny HillBenny Hill I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: ‘Oh well,’ and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Benny HillBenny Hill Live everyday as though it’s your last ’cause one day you’ll be right.
Benny HillBenny Hill Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
Benny HillBenny Hill I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.
Benny HillBenny Hill That’s what show business is, sincere insincerity.
Benny HillBenny Hill The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Benny HillBenny Hill Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
Benny HillBenny Hill Do unto others, then run
Benny HillBenny Hill Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason… now I have a reason.
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With new relationships, we get scared of being loved because we scared of rejection. Don’t let your fears ruin a perfectly good relationship.
Emily BockEmily Bock I love having someone to talk to all night.
Sophie SmithSophie Smith It is a loud war to love you in silence.
Noor BazziNoor Bazzi Don’t let unimportant people have too much power over you.
Hei-Ran ParkHei-Ran Park Remember that your purpose is indeed to be nothing else but YOU, all that you are and all that you want to be.
ShamaShama I like the crazy ones- the ones made of a little bit of human and a lot of star.
Lauren EdenLauren Eden Let go and trust in the higher power to guide you.
Lisa RoseLisa Rose Let the music fill the empty patches of your soul. And heal you.
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