I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
TINA FEYYou can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
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A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
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In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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Thomas Jefferson-another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in Charlottesville, you had to be either a Martha Jefferson or a Sally Hemings.
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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
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When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do
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Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea.
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There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women’s Affairs. Man, who’d she have to show here ankles to to get that job?
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, ‘if this is what it takes to win, it’s not worth it.’
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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This weight of embarrassment came over me, and I felt like I was sweating from my spine out. But I realized, ‘Okay, that happened, and I did not die.’ You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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