When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
TINA FEYYou can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
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Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She’ll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week’s episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10.
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I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, ‘Well, they get pie. It’s not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.’ I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, ‘if this is what it takes to win, it’s not worth it.’
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
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You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
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Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
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In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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To me YES, AND means don’t be afraid to contribute. Always make sure you’re adding something to the discussion. Your initiations are worthwhile.
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I can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody’s business and I’ll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.
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There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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