Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
TINA FEYI prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did – Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
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Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.
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Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
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Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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An acting teacher once told me, ‘Greet everything with yes… Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.’
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, ‘Well, they get pie. It’s not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.’ I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.
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I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions and baby basketball. It’s better to have no comedy material than a horrific news day.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did – Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.
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If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.
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In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
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Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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