(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
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Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
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I can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody’s business and I’ll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women’s Affairs. Man, who’d she have to show here ankles to to get that job?
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Life is improvisation.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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You can’t control things by being nervous.
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: “Hey, this isn’t the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don’t know how much longer I’m going to have!”
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
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Whatever the problem – be part of the solution
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Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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When a coworker shows me cute pictures of her dog, I struggle to respond correctly, like an autistic person who has been taught to recognize human emotions from flash cards. In short, I am the worst.
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