‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did – Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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You go through big chunks of time where you’re just thinking, ‘this is impossible – oh,this is impossible’. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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Thomas Jefferson-another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in Charlottesville, you had to be either a Martha Jefferson or a Sally Hemings.
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Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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(Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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You can’t control things by being nervous.
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