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In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.
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Bomb Dog Feel Late Order Purchase Safer Sniff Too
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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Bridge Bridges Even Guard Overrated Say Seen Troll Witty
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
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Beer Drink Funny Good Liver Party Report Sorry
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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Humor People Smart Tell Witty
It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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Boring Overrated Perfect TV Witty
There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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Inspirational Mistake Opportunity Successful
It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
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Cast Celebrity Country Funny Guy Humor Movie Play Report Role Small Walk Wife Women
There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
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Biscuit Born Cheddar Doe Food Liars Like Lobster Red Women
There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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Aldy Comedy Couple Impact Job Sleep Thing Want
I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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Amazing Four Gay Good Look Lot Movie Nobody Seen Star Team
Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
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Inspiring Leadership Motivational
Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
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Cry Let Mad never People Some Witty
I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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Affinity Animal Cute Dog Hurt never
Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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Confidence Delusion Hard Hilarious Percent Ten Work
Thomas Jefferson-another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in Charlottesville, you had to be either a Martha Jefferson or a Sally Hemings.
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Another Boy Boys Country Gorgeous Interested People Person Play Problem White
In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
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Asociation Country Funny High Humor Met National Official Rifle School Student
Whatever the problem – be part of the solution
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Part Problem Solutions Whatever
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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Again Crack Funny Inspirational Joke Like Math Struggle
I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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Action Class Country First Make People Place Statement Voice
You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person’s nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: “No, I’m a person. You can’t fix my underpants on the subway.”
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Literally Mother Nose One Pull Transition
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Amaze Even Got More Movie Review Worst
I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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Bar High People Start Time
For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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Bills Inspirational Laugh Laughing Real Show Sketch Thought
When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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Already Clarify Come Feel Humour People Real Someone Work Working
People lose their minds, trying to prove their parental worth by getting their children into one of five colleges; when there are thousands of good colleges across the United States – and elsewhere.
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Children Country Elsewhere Mind Parent People Prove Thousand
What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.
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Fort Home Mean Need Pant Soon Take Turn Women
An acting teacher once told me, ‘Greet everything with yes… Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.’
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Acting Everything Motivation Moving Teacher Told Yes

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