I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
CASEY STENGEL
If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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