There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDThere is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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