University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
KIN HUBBARDThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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