It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
KIN HUBBARDNext to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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