Dear Lord, I’ve been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us…
BERKELEY BREATHED- Dear Lord, I’ve been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us…
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Dear Lord, I’ve been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us…
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Dear Lord, I’ve been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us…
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I paint digitally now. A pity, in some ways, as the biggest price one pays is that you no longer have a finished piece of physical art to hang on a wall. I miss that terribly.
BERKELEY BREATHEDI paint digitally now. A pity, in some ways, as the biggest price one pays is that you no longer have a finished piece of physical art to hang on a wall. I miss that terribly.
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It’s not terribly dignified to have anyone seeing one laugh at one’s own material.
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A mind is a terrible thing. All this evolution nonsense is making me feel like a complete APE!
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And just as it is with all proper grannies, she ordered me into my pink bunny jammies.
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Keep in mind that in 1985, I had a potential readership of over 50 million Americans. At that time, a good portion of those were under 30.
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The universe throws us some obvious little pitches sometimes, and we need to be awake enough not to let them slip by.
BERKELEY BREATHEDThe universe throws us some obvious little pitches sometimes, and we need to be awake enough not to let them slip by.
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Irony can elude the genius among us, sometimes.
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I’d be a Libertarian, if they weren’t all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.
BERKELEY BREATHEDI’d be a Libertarian, if they weren’t all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.
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Harry Potter’ shouldn’t be children’s first experience with suspense and plot turns.
BERKELEY BREATHEDHarry Potter’ shouldn’t be children’s first experience with suspense and plot turns.
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I don’t get fan mail. It disappeared with the digital revolution.
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Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.
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The digital world has allowed me a connection with my reader that I’d never had before. I didn’t meet the people who read my material.
BERKELEY BREATHEDThe digital world has allowed me a connection with my reader that I’d never had before. I didn’t meet the people who read my material.
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A turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird… a social being… capable of actual affection… nuzzling its young with almost human- like compassion. Anyway, it’s dead and we’re gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family.
BERKELEY BREATHEDA turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird… a social being… capable of actual affection… nuzzling its young with almost human- like compassion. Anyway, it’s dead and we’re gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family.
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Steve Dallas…a frat-boy lawyer who I knew in school. He’s never written me. I suspect he was shot by an annoyed girlfriend, which has saved me many legal fees.
BERKELEY BREATHEDSteve Dallas…a frat-boy lawyer who I knew in school. He’s never written me. I suspect he was shot by an annoyed girlfriend, which has saved me many legal fees.
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