My kids hear me behind my door, giggling like an idiot, and they roll their eyes at the blatant indignity of it all.

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My kids hear me behind my door, giggling like an idiot, and they roll their eyes at the blatant indignity of it all.

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A turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird… a social being… capable of actual affection… nuzzling its young with almost human- like compassion. Anyway, it’s dead and we’re gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family.

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A turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird… a social being… capable of actual affection… nuzzling its young with almost human- like compassion. Anyway, it’s dead and we’re gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family.
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Anyone
A mind is a terrible thing. All this evolution nonsense is making me feel like a complete APE!
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Evolution
I will go to my grave in a state of abject endless fascination that we all have the capacity to become emotionally involved with a personality that doesn’t exist.
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Fascination States
I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.

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I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.
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Cards
Keep in mind that in 1985, I had a potential readership of over 50 million Americans. At that time, a good portion of those were under 30.
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Portions Readership
I happen to think nearly everybody – especially those one might find in the odd issue of ‘People’ magazine, including me – is frightfully boring, especially me. And Tom Cruise. Tom and I are alike in only this way.

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I happen to think nearly everybody – especially those one might find in the odd issue of ‘People’ magazine, including me – is frightfully boring, especially me. And Tom Cruise. Tom and I are alike in only this way.
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Issues
Doonesbury had the requisite and overwhelming influence in 1980, as it did on any college cartoonist who was paying attention, of course.
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Liberal, shmiberal. That should be a new word. Shmiberal: one who is assumed liberal, just because he’s a professional whiner in the newspaper.
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Libertarian
And just as it is with all proper grannies, she ordered me into my pink bunny jammies.
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Bunnies Granny Jammies
I started as a news photographer at the University Of Texas’ Daily Texan.
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I grew up in Los Angeles and always wished I’d spent a childhood in a far different place.

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I grew up in Los Angeles and always wished I’d spent a childhood in a far different place.
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I paint digitally now. A pity, in some ways, as the biggest price one pays is that you no longer have a finished piece of physical art to hang on a wall. I miss that terribly.

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I paint digitally now. A pity, in some ways, as the biggest price one pays is that you no longer have a finished piece of physical art to hang on a wall. I miss that terribly.
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I don’t get fan mail. It disappeared with the digital revolution.
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Digital Revolution Mail
It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.

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It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.
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Happy
Some of us find our lives abridged even before the paperback comes out.
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Abridged Lives Our Paperback
The digital world has allowed me a connection with my reader that I’d never had before. I didn’t meet the people who read my material.

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The digital world has allowed me a connection with my reader that I’d never had before. I didn’t meet the people who read my material.
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My kids hear me behind my door, giggling like an idiot, and they roll their eyes at the blatant indignity of it all.

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