“Many a family tree needs trimming”

One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.

I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.

A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.

If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.

The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.

Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.

There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.

The major changes that will be occurring within the new merged partnership are exciting in many ways.

Satan, the enemy is using people to further his agenda to destroy the Kingdom of God and as many souls as he can.

I, and many others, do not find any credible evidence that those structures represent protofeathers.

There’s a very simple reason for focusing on the nuclear issue. Many, many issues are of supreme importance in one way or another, but if we blow ourselves up with nuclear weapons, no other issue is really going to matter.

How many more children have to die before this country realizes that No Gun Zones create perfect locations for violence?

My academic identity is that of a folklorist, and for many years I have taught only folklore courses.

One of the many evils this world has to offer is the sin of homosexuality.

We have many, many words, but not that one. To me, healthy means paying close attention to feeding people.