It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
KIN HUBBARDMany a family tree needs trimming
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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