Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARD
Many a family tree needs trimming
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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