Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
KIN HUBBARDIf at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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