When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
KIN HUBBARDIf at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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