Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
KIN HUBBARDA sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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