We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARD
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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