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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Anything Few Folk Honest Lose never Seem Still
If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Authority Bring Feller Mean Out
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Fail Fellow Good never Own Rid Something Tell
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Car Fail never Polish Rain Weather Wish
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Either Handle Know Them Way Woman
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Aged Boy Humorous Maturity Men Willmiddle
Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Enough Honesty Pay People Seem Some Suit
An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Believe Fellow Go Optimist Postpone Will
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Decide Difference Feller Knoq Nobody Retire Some
University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Aptitude Business Place Rich Send Son University
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Agony Fire Give Giving God Gold Hoard Painful Spend Tidling
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Even Know Man Secret Success Successful
A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Friend Indeed Need
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Carve Country Kitchen Lot Ruin Thanksgiving
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Can Get Hardest Less More Thing
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Double Money Once Pocket Safe
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Bust Doing Folk Indispensable Look Nothing Some
If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Anything Hate Libertarian Politics Public Servant Something
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Epidemic Feel Overlook People Sensitive Snubbed
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Ignorasmus Nuisance Travel Unbearable Worst
There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Gossip Hear Little Town
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Clever Conservative Fellow Some Stupid Work
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Book Come Everything Except Funny Loaned Sarcastic Wait
Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Empty Ever Listens Nobody Stomach
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Agree Begin Folk Opinion Some Suspect Wrong
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Classical Kind Music Think Tune Turn
It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Fellow Hurt Know Think

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