There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDBoys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
KIN HUBBARDNever tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
KIN HUBBARDLitigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
KIN HUBBARDThere is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
KIN HUBBARDMany a family tree needs trimming
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
KIN HUBBARDAn optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
KIN HUBBARDOf all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDLuckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARDThe worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
KIN HUBBARDIt is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
KIN HUBBARDLots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
KIN HUBBARDKnowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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